I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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