We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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