Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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