the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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