I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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