is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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