and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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