butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm drive I can fine osifer
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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