so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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