the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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