I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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