Dual....:-)
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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