Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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