im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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