Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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