if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
can u get pink eye on your cock?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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