That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
