just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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