Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I just found puke in my bra..
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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