actually, I'm a sock model
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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