I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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