I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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