I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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