What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm just crazy horny about you
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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