You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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