We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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