oh god the rape fog is back!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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