saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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