I must be too annoying 4 u.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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