Whod you bang
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Two words: nipple clamps
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