Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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