some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
