i permit you to call me
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
don't judge my taste in strippers
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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