We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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