I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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