it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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