Don't you send me to vm
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Enjoy the penises
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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