Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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