I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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