This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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