Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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