how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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