Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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