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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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