Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize
