Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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