it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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