We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You can't just leave with hair like that
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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