So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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