wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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