He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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